Product code: Bog Oak Pagan Wand outlet
Slender and with lots of character (the wand, not me!), it is of Irish Oak that is over four thousand years old.
This slim lady is fifteen inches long and the witchy knuckle in the mid-section look like a naturally-occurring feature.
I have applied several coats of dark furniture wax to it and more of that will impart a fine patina on to it, making it look even older.
With little battle scars and dings on it, it already looks like an ancient tribal outlet artefact.
In a hundred years it will be in a museum and the gift shop will have plastic copies of it for three hundred dollars.
Funny how things can turn out.
At least you once owned the original.